Kitty, the blog animal         September 16, 2003

Kitty has overcome a life-long battle with shyness, and has been working as a docent here at Kittyland, giving "nickel" tours on the weekends.   Before the crowds arrive you'll most likely find her waiting at the doorway in the capacity of a door-animal, silently going over her presentation...   Take a look at Kitty, gathering courage,  serving as our door-animal.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 15, 2003

I suppose there are just as many types of kitty-cats as there are varieties of hot sauce, but the major problem with our Kitty brand is keeping that pesky tail in the bottle.   Take a look at Kitty, striking a pose for the label.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 14, 2003

Kitty has her own ideas about how her meals should be served, and she expects me to dish out an extra, slow, dollop of pomp-and-circumstance.
Our Ceremony of Food Offerings takes time and must not be rushed.   Kitty always orders the special Love Sauce...   It's thick stuff, and they put it in narrow neck catsup bottles so delivery is slow, but it's tasty.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 13, 2003

This cat knows how to relax...   but Kitty doesn't allow flash photography, so I missed a photo of her plopped-out-upside-down-and-backwards.
She seemed to be sailing through some distant nebula, which as we know, is a very long journey.   Might just as well get comfortable for the trip...

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 12, 2003

Kitty has no other choice than to do a lot of listening, but she can also express herself with words.   "k's" and "b's" aren't easy for her, so her "kibble" sounds like "rah-rah".   "Wow" comes more naturally, and the number of "wows" she strings together indicates just how "wowed" she is.   A string of three "wows" had been her maximum pleasure, until yesterday, when she gave me four.   Our little Kitty seems to be a very happy cat.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 11, 2003

Our deepest sympathy to the families and friends of those who had their lives so cruely impacted two years ago.   Our species is endangered.   Labelling we humans as savage beasts is much too complimentary.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 10, 2003

Kitty continues to enjoy the seclusion of her swell new hiding place, and she reminded me of my youth, when I would put a blanket over the card-table, and for a while I had my own little hideout.   Today, very carefully, I peeked; and yes, it's still the same comfortable seculsion as I remember.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 9, 2003

Kitty discovered a swell new hiding place behind our oversized bedspread, and if I hadn't noticed an unusual lump, I wouldn't have known she was hiding there...   It's only natural that Kitty would enjoy a bit of privacy and seclusion.   She was born to be a meditator.   And yes, this is the spot .

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 8, 2003

So now it's football season, and Kitty's team, the Scrappers, is pumped-up and chomping-at-the-bit.   They have a league winning record, and they train heavily on a special defensive tactic; where they throw themselves onto their backs in front of their opponents.   The other team gets suckered into thinking that they are just being soft and cuddly, but it's just a set-up to spring on them with flailing claws and razor sharp teeth.
Get a load of Kitty in her defensive position; cuddly, but dangerous.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 7, 2003

I should try to catalog all of Kitty's moodish expressions as a research project in an effort to interpret what they all mean.   Her aloof-and-regal pose translates as she-knows-I-know-what-she-wants.   That particular expression, #25, saves her from the indignity of having to beg.
Here is Kitty being meek-and-hungry, her moodish expression #44.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 6, 2003

Nobody could possibly be more fastidious than our Kitty, the neat-freak.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 5, 2003

We used to have some rules at Kittyland about no corn after midnight, but Kitty says it's still early in Hawaii, so we're having a luau.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 4, 2003

The main problem with taking photos of Kitty is that my camera, on maximum zoom, needs to be about 4 feet away from the subject to be in focus, ...but Kitty wants to be right at my side, or at least within petting range.   Often I have to give up, forget the camera, and just play with her for a while.   Her favorite game is to roll around in the dirt and then get me to brush her off.   It took some distraction, but I did manange to snap two new pictures of Kitty, looking skywards.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 3, 2003

I wish she hadn't, but Kitty brought a mouse into the house at 5:15AM, but promptly lost it behind a large immovable bed.   Usually I end up flushing out the mouse for her, and Kitty always takes credit, but that's o.k.
The amazing thing is that she is able to catch mice in the dark, but since cats only require only one-sixth of the light needed for human vision, she has a definite advantage.   Kitty's elliptical slit-like pupil enables it to open wider than a round human pupil, but there are other factors; such as having a proportionally larger eye.   Her cornea is more curved, which allows greater edge sharpness.   The anterior chamber is larger, which allows more light to reach the retina, but she also has the Tapetum Lucidum, which acts as a mirror behind the retina to reflect light back at light sensor cells.   Cats also have a greater percentage of Rods to help with night-time vision, and they have a greater concentration of receptor cells along a broad horizontal band in the center of the eye which help discern sideways movement.   Take a look at Kitty's eye.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 2, 2003

Kitty is being a good sport about it, but this most recent batch of corn-on-the-cob has definitely gone past its prime.   And it shouldn't be difficult to find fresh corn this time of year, but our local supermarkets seem to be hit-and-miss in the freshness department.   Thursday is Farmer's Market day, so I'll see if we can find some better pickins.
An easy way to judge corn is how much resistance it's core gives a knife.   Plumpness and juciness can be determined visually, but Kitty evaluates sweetness and flavor by taste, reporting with wows and flips.

          Kitty, the blog animal         September 1, 2003

Kitty has arrived for a serious morning visit.   Her one and only desire is to sleep on the lap of her big monkey-like creature, and she is not here to fool around.   It's time to get some sticky adhesive bonding going at the molecular level.   Her tanks of quality time are low.   Fill'er-up with super.

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